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Best Demotivational Poster


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm
EPIC WIN


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘Damn!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


WHO’S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? -


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points


BEST FRIENDS - They ALWAYS have your back




CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read


TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:05 pm
Do any of your other "friends" look you dead in the eye while taking a dump on your carpet?
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


Best Of times -


TAGS: time best worst dali clock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:20 pm
I must now admit....I....I love.....Dalis
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm
Stunning composition & thought...


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.


TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm
That's a good friend


best friend -




BLOOD PILLOW - Best Idea Ever!!


TAGS: best idea ever
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

inFAM1S - March 8, 2012, 1:50 am
I needs me one of those
insaninater - May 8, 2010, 1:08 am
thats friggin awesome
forseti - May 3, 2010, 7:06 am
where can i get one of these?!? 5L


THE PLAN -


TAGS: mans best friend panty snatch and run
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 5:45 pm
Perfection.


ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


SATISFACTION - Batman always leaves his sexual partners limp and satisfied!


TAGS: batman buttsecks bestiality
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - August 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I can't get no...satisfaction...


BESTIALITY - Let's see how you like it




ARE YOU BLIND - It's a ManBearPig, clearly.


TAGS: manbearpig bestiality man bear pig mandogs dogs
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

aj - September 24, 2008, 11:08 am
omg that is seriously disturbing XD
Asa - June 30, 2008, 12:54 pm
omfg! it's manbearpig! for cereal!
cxvs - June 14, 2008, 7:36 pm
are you a fag? yes clearly


BFFS -


TAGS: best friends
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
that's adorable!!!


THE CHALLENGER 2 -


TAGS: tank british best war
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Spangle

hootizz - June 17, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice one...!! but it would look even better on the back of a Kenworth 953 being hauled through an Arab Desert...
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:40 pm
For reasons unknown I just prefer a good old Tiger tank. And definitely not the Sherman like in this picture.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:44 am
ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT! So I'm not going to get into how If the Abrahms drops the soap in teh shower, the challenger picks it up! Good day to you gentleman.
rogueagent - November 18, 2009, 5:36 am
Challey 2 is a great tank, one of the longest range confirmed kills on record.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
Exactly, Dre.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
I mean look at it... doesn't even have the lower profile of the M1A1, XK2 or T90. It's like they want to get hit in this tank... it's in danger of clipping aircraft, for God's sake!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
but the first one blew up
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
No... but if it's a piece of crap yugoslavian/russian tank, you might as well name it the challenger 2...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:01 pm
Well, its certainly not the Challenger 2, isnt that a Space Shuttle?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ho HO!!!! Burned, Dre!!! We were both WAY off! Still, good call, Dre... you can definitely see the russian influence.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
It's obviously the Yugoslavian VK-32Junger. Which is about the only heavy vehicle they got just about right. Note the turret design. Slightly tapered across the diagonal axis. Dead giveaway if you know what to look for.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'd like to think I lost the argument based on impressive knowledge, and not a shortcut to your greatness.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:49 pm
It does look a lot like a low-budget, WW2 throwback death-trap. I have to bow to your observational skills there, Dre. Hope you didn't cheat by visiting the site.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:48 pm
Its Russian, not a doubt about that. Stupid ruskies never have enough armor on their tanks
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:46 pm
Why bother? I now have to stick by my Leopard call again. Although the muzzle is clearly different, a Leopard 2E model was made with added armor protection... and this one does look too bulky to be a russian-made tank.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:44 pm
well there is a military-today.com logo in the lower right, lets go there and find out
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
You have a point, Dre... although the color scheme indicates nothing european, I have to believe that the barrel does give it away... can't possibly be german made.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:40 pm
Where I'm from is hardly an issue... unless I was french.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
I'm not from Canada, but they did... much like a good portion of the world... purchase these things.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
Um, obviously it is the Black Eagle, look at the barrel length and tread size....incompetent fools
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
What you did, it's there and I see it. I will not play your game, but I will ask where you're from, dude.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:37 pm
Challenger 2? Not with that profile... it has to be a Leopard 2.


IF - You want true love Buy yourself a puppy


TAGS: men best friend
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 28, 2011, 7:31 pm
Buy a puppy who will (maybe) show u more affection than a woman and that cat together
Sean - May 28, 2011, 4:57 pm
They both look like they're watching the dog lick himself, or their dude scratch himself (same geography involved either way).
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:59 am
In this case, you will want to get a kitty. (A kitty whose attention is on you, not directed to something on the floor!)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:11 pm
very nice
Sho - May 27, 2011, 3:39 pm
Thx
Reality Lord - May 26, 2011, 7:33 pm

awe5ome dude


POISON -


TAGS: homemade is best
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:32 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REPLACEMENT -


TAGS: man s best friend
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - May 22, 2011, 6:53 am
Be5t family dog there i5!


VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Jnthn Z

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


BE YOUR BEST -


TAGS: best monroe motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

amina - December 29, 2009, 9:35 am
She was such an icon, and a good role model for women. she didn't care that she wasn't skinny, or that the wasn't perfect.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:33 am
Thi woman was... is... the ultimate.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:00 am
....but enough about Porc... 5L!


BEST FRIENDS - You never know when they'll pull some nasty shit on you


TAGS: best friends
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by doc bernie

Krissie - October 20, 2009, 11:28 am
A friend of mine actually did this to me once. SMAAAAAAAACK!
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 10:39 am
Damn, woman can open her mouff far enough to give a BJ and have dental surgery at the same time. Brother is got the tongue goin' for the wrong hole
union - March 25, 2009, 5:16 am
White skin seems to always trump a skinny butt.


WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned


TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L


FATHER'S LESSONS -




BEST OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: best of the world guns
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is awesome!! Great job.
RUGER - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
This MOTIFAKE speaks to me. 5 rounds coming your way!!!
Das Ghoti - October 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
If you have a gun, better luck that you won't die from someone who does. Michigan is a wonderful mix of US and Canada neh? Hunting in the UP, Drive-bys and such in Det and Flint, good stuff :)
Axiom - October 9, 2009, 8:27 am
Regular people *are* morons. ;)
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
only in te hands of morons is it a bad one
Axiom - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Only a moron would think this is a good thing.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:43 pm
It would be fascinating to know what the ownership rates are in Sierra Leone and Afghanistan
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:08 pm
You left out #1:Switzerland. ...but I guess the way they work none of their firearms are "civilian", huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Why? with more guns it's more likely that they'll shoot each other...XD....most of the Canadian guns are hunting rifles.
Dylan - August 26, 2009, 1:51 am
that's not best, it's terrible.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wouldn't that sorta be like the guy with the 75' yacht. He doesn't really stress the gas bill either.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Which is why Gun Shows are so popular, Ed. And as a gun owner, I thoroughly approve. Besides, how's the guy who has 200 of them going to afford the ammo for that many?
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh, and its 90guns per 100 people in america. Sounds about right. Most people I know own at least one. Then you've got the guy who has 200. It rounds out.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
That actually sounds about right. And they usually base this kinda of data off of surveys, sales and registration information. You don't have to register rifles or shotguns, but you do have to register the sale of them.
Blah - August 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
As for where the data came from, would it not be possible to work out how many guns are made, and how many are shipped to the country? then just get a load of averages.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 2:04 pm
canada-10 million guns and 30 million people? that right?
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 2:02 pm
The United States has 90 guns for every 100 citizens, making it the most heavily armed society in the world. U.S. citizens own 270 million of the world's 875 million known firearms, according to the Small Arms Survey... And this is only small arms.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
i cant be real, it says there is 270 guns per 100 americans. thats 2.7 guns per person not 90
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Number one....With a bullet! Of course, I do not understand how the numbers on this are derived. I am not required to register my firearms. I inherited one, was gifted two, and bought one personally. So, where does this data come from? No flamewarintended
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:01 am
around here our numbers rival the US


Free -




CUT OFF -




HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?


TAGS: funny job sexy best ever
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:59 am
This rabbit has a mind of his own - keeps wandering off
redhdsrbst - June 17, 2010, 11:45 am
Depends on what she had for dinner ;-)
djsal - June 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
From where is this from.


BEST FRIENDS AT EIGHT - Are the best friends you will ever have.




BADASS GOAT -


TAGS: goats best friend
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 25, 2011, 5:12 am
Bwahaha... you know, this one is also trained to ride a donkey... I have the proof.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:31 am
Well, since Hammy domesticated his herd, I can see that. the rest of the goats in his region have them mounted facing rearwards to protect from Hammy's advances he calls "caring for the lost ones"
the1stCOMMI3 - October 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
just look at him there, eyein' her wit dem big googely eyes.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:11 pm
OK, I admit it, isn't a good poster...but Hammy would love the goat.


IN A FIGHT -


TAGS: fight best friend fail big
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

BlackDragonDaemon - August 9, 2011, 8:48 pm
This is when you say "AAAH shit!!!!"
mariand - August 8, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol...true 5tory


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.


THE WORLD WIDE WEB -


TAGS: you meet the best people on the internet cubby
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:46 am
5 golden kitens
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:38 pm
That sums it up pretty gppd. 5L Cub
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 10:17 am
5 meme's


PETS -


TAGS: my best friends cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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Neener - October 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
This is a kick ass pic!


THE HAND SHAKE -


TAGS: mans best friend calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - August 17, 2011, 7:52 pm
nope - see 127515
lyulf0 - August 17, 2011, 7:41 am
so your a lefty eh?


MORNING SUPRISE -


TAGS: best part of waking up
Rating: 3.35/5

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NotoriousGIL - May 2, 2011, 3:14 am
Di5gusting!


GIRLS - Your only way to the top 100 never mind the 4-headed thingy




OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net


TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping penises
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
mods: FUCK YEAH
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical assistance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
LOL!!!
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


SHE EARNED IT -


TAGS: must have been the bestever
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
some of us bought our own! 5L !
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:01 am
Even though it'5 chauveni5tic...I like it too. LOL
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:16 pm
IH8TVNTYPL8S
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:00 pm
epic win man!
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:04 am
Interpretation of different words... how do you folks do it? Excellent.


RETRO TV -


TAGS: the best of times cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:06 am
Black and White is the new HD.
Cloudchaser - February 25, 2011, 12:22 am
And if the president was on, your night was shot! WE'RE GONNA MISS FLIPPER!!!
Cubbybear - February 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
sure...why not?
ICEMAN - February 24, 2011, 10:01 pm
Did you love the tag too? ;/


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Because only your very best friend loves you enough to drink from your toilet and then lick your face.


TAGS: dogs best friend
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 12:49 am
It's worse than that. They also lick their anuses and eat turds out of the catpan before licking your face.


FRIENDS -


TAGS: skeleton in the closet day your best friends helped you put them there
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nice one Grey!


FLOSSING -


TAGS: flossing good for you best done at home sniff fingers
Rating: 4.32/5

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Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:14 pm
patwwaaang!
deerbag - March 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
is that feces on your finger
Moshe - March 1, 2011, 12:46 pm
My dentist sez...only floss the ones you plan on keeping. excellent!!


DARTH TATER - Revenge, it's one of the things I do best


TAGS: darth tater revenge do best
Rating: 3.75/5

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Dignity - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
Tasty you are.
champ99 - July 12, 2011, 11:39 am
May the fork be with you.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:09 am
The jerk left Leia's "home-fried"!
Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Luke-warm reception?
Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:28 am

turn to the dark fry?


FOR THE LADIES -




BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!




MY BEST FRIEND - It took me a little while to get to know him, but once you do he never leaves. This is my friend Jack Daniels.


TAGS: best friend forever liquid
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:11 am
I 5aved that one. Jack is my best friend too


GAY TEST -


TAGS: together we can put the best in bestiality
Rating: 3.31/5

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peteyb - November 18, 2009, 9:40 pm
Sean,Sean,Sean...the one on the left looks like she msy hsve a penis!


PERSERVERENCE - Cuz some times it's your only option




CHINA -


TAGS: best i can do
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by sniper

WISarcasm - March 15, 2011, 10:01 pm
Damn nice kick, though...you have to admit that. :)
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:40 pm
fice lions from me man... Pm if you want anything, you got potential.
sniper - March 10, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know, but I didn't want to cut off the other guys feet... I'll try it, see what it looks like.
forseti - March 10, 2011, 3:50 am
It would look better if you cut the bottom of the picture instead of using this black bar.


OBLIVION - Being the best game in the world since 2006


TAGS: oblivion best game in the world
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by HGCaboose

glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 8:26 pm
Agreed, best game since Morrowind and the only reason it beats morrowind is because it's updated game play and graphics. Morrowind wins all around on storyline though.
claz15 - October 17, 2009, 2:40 pm
i agree with this it is addictive (im a girl btw)
Guest - July 28, 2009, 10:43 pm
Or played Morrowind.
Warghl - June 26, 2009, 11:13 am
Goddamit... UNTIL you go blind in one eye
Warghl - June 26, 2009, 11:12 am
You sir, have never played call of duty 4... Or even taken the time to truly enjoy beating your head against a wall into you go blind in one eye.


CHARACTER -


TAGS: character pinhead best work darkness
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:28 am
that a complement?
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 6:34 pm
What do you know of the dark?
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
good boy! (i thought I would add a little more to the comment section)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
If this speaks volumes, please don't read my other postings. You'd be shocked I guess... The lotion is stowed away, monkey! :D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:42 am
@forseti, I agree. if it didn't want us to say anything, it wouldn't put personal stuff on here. (and put the lotion back in the basket, while your at it dude..lol)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:58 am
The more I read the more I understand the application for a divorce...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
She sure gives out a lot of personal information. I wonder if she is omitting the part about forgetting to take her Thorazine from time to time...lol
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:57 pm

it that what that was? I thought the heating elemnet on my coffee maker went out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
When I read ciejai's comments I can always smell burnt toast....is it just me?
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:31 pm

soooo, reading the comments, thought aggy was a chick & digging on aggy.....can read a lot into that.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:23 pm

actually have real beer goggles...used to teach an alcohol abuse class.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:21 pm
*god=good*
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
AHHHH the god ole BEER-GOGGLES...there always great until you wake to something next to ya in the morning.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm

he was, we have the pics to prove it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Weren't you a Polynesian fruit for Halloween last year Bone?
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
It's a Polynesian blue fruit
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't melancholy a fruit from Japan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Melancholy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
Ohhhhh...Now I get it....(she's thirsty right?......sleepy?)
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 9:09 pm
LOL moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Yep, still can't tell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
I can never tell when you're being sarcastic.....


YOUNG MULA BABY! - That's How They Get Down!


TAGS: young money best rappers ever
Rating: 1.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 10:54 am
Sometimes, I think we need to be able to rate comment threads. 1L poster, 5L comments.
Neener - October 24, 2010, 6:41 pm
It doesn't count as bacon if the pig is still alive
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 6:39 pm
never heard of bacon doing that before
rerun - October 24, 2010, 6:01 pm

hammy - you coming out on Motifake?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 4:53 pm
TMI
Hawamleh - October 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
It Was So Much Better Than i Expected, The Sperm Of The Gods, Mixed With The Flesh Of The Angels.
rerun - October 24, 2010, 4:41 pm

welllllll, a convert to baconism
Hawamleh - October 24, 2010, 3:54 pm
I Tried Bacon.... Orgasms In MY Mouth..
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:14 pm
yeah, but there is that whole jew thing
GreyScorpion - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
what?!? did, you, just, say turkey bacon!! Blasphemy!!
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:02 pm
does that come with turkey bacon?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
rerun can't eat BLTs anyhow... Why not have a nice double-decker STD with the crusts cut off?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:57 pm
only if you do not mind weaponized herpes as the condiment
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:54 pm

maybe they can make us a sammich.....or is that being stereotypical?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
I agree aggy and I am a reptilian rerun
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:52 pm
I see your point.... but with all due respect to your philosophical takeon it, I'm more analytical, and like to quote a famous doctor, who said, "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - and although not true in every case, it does hold water.
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

in soup?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:48 pm
I like turtles
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:47 pm

depicted here are girl friends or hangers on.
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:46 pm

actually, the pro depp movement of 1999 promoted equality amonst all pirates regardless of ethnic origin. I do however agree with the one steadfast rule implemenmted, only males who have reached puberty can be accepted. That leads me to believe the women
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:31 pm
Ahhhhh.... thanks, rerun. But it's this sort of anti-deppist activity that widens the gap between those who are unhappy with the social gap, and those who think that pirates actually are all of african heritage.
rerun - October 24, 2010, 11:48 am

come on aggy...it a political commentary of the social injustices done to wanna be gansters who admire Johnny Depp in his Pirates Of The Carribean role....I mean just about everybody can see that is what Puppieeyes223 means here.
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:59 am
wtf?


BFF'S -




SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? -




THE FOX AND THE HOUND -




INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....




SHOW ME A GOOD LOSER - and I'll show you a loser


TAGS: 2nd best lombardi
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
- and I'll show you someone with a sense of perspective


MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?


TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
LOL!
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?


NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY THINK. -




SECOND BEST -




EPIC CARTOON -




BESTIALITY - Because your cousin moved away.


TAGS: bestiality
Rating: 1.65/5

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UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair




THE GOLDEN YEARS - twelve was too short


TAGS: my best bud
Rating: 4.81/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:15 pm
brings me happy memories my golden lab passed away at 14 asleep on my bed..those were the best days of my life
DillyRat - May 9, 2010, 1:15 pm
5l's ...i miss my dog...
Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
my golden's getting there too. 5ls for making me want to play with her even more
Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010, 11:30 am
If you gave this less than a 5, you need a friend. Apparently someone has, therefore that someone is a bad, bad person.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 10:53 am
my black lab also died with 12. cloudchaser said all! 5 labs
gil - May 5, 2010, 9:36 am
thank you all for the kind comments. We will always miss him. We couldn't bring ourselves to get another Golden, so we downsized
wampyre - May 5, 2010, 7:17 am
10 was too short for me... 5L for the memories
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 10:46 pm
Me Mum has a 12 year old Yellow Lab. The old man still acts like a pup but doesn't move like one. It breaks one's heart. 5 big ol' slobbers for you.
GodsWorshipMe - May 2, 2010, 11:34 pm
20 would be too short. 5 extra dog years for you
crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 2:25 pm
love it, 5 best friends for you.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2010, 11:06 am
A good dog isn't worth its weight in gold (pun intended). It's priceless 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:19 am
5L, you heart-string tuggin' SOB!


MANS BEST FRIEND - What sort of friend takes you out to get your testicles cut off, I ask you?




Better Planet -




THE TINKLE LIFT -




THE GREAT ESCAPE -




HIGH FIVE - On the side Down Low Too slow




REALISATION - That moment in your motifaking career when you realise that all your best rated posters were just song lyrics, and you in fact had nothing to do with their success


TAGS: real motifake song up best
Rating: 4.08/5

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caveman - July 23, 2011, 10:04 am
That is true,lyrics do make for good posters if used properly
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:38 am

right lyrics with the right pic=alot of lols and 5's


CANADA -


TAGS: some of the best titty bars in north america
Rating: 3.65/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:51 am
and 18 beats 21 yo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
The upside to Canadian strip clubs is complete nudity and customer interaction.....5


DISNEY DIVERSIFICATION - i am lost for words actually


TAGS: bestiality disney pet need loving
Rating: 2.44/5

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RA - February 11, 2009, 8:31 pm
Is it really Beastiality? Mickey is a mouse, lol. Does that even count?


STRETCHING - An Important aspect of the game




PRIMA DONNA -


TAGS: best top head cubby
Rating: 4.89/5

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Derek - November 5, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike Opera prima donnas, the principal dancers in ballet tend to be hard-working and surprisingly humble.
HammerofHeeb - November 5, 2010, 11:45 am
Cubby has ruined ballet. My daughter is D-U-N DONE!


SECRETS -


TAGS: honesty is the best repellant
Rating: 4.81/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:40 am
I'm her butter she' my bread She's like a mobile waterbed And hwen I got on top of her I can't touch the mattress
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
Do you put KY on the hot dog that you're throwing down a hallway?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:03 am
Try some of that KY you're always talking about.
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:01 am
sit is least of the problems,
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:58 pm
Still can't sit down, can ya, Grey?
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 11:50 pm
MOW was a big horse in stature. a monster but paled in size....here in KY we have bars where the horsemen frequent and leave equine fun facts and souvenirs...Taylors Falls...46 inches, 16 in girth
Sean - October 8, 2010, 11:44 pm
I heard he was a great shot -- accuracy-wise ... but I'm talkin' actual reach here. Sheesh.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:36 pm
I believe "Man O' War" was the retired stud here.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 11:34 pm
Uhmmmm, Grey ... "hamster"? How about "human" or Ron Jeremy even? I mean, that Secretariat could service a filly from across the street ... or so I have heard.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 11:32 pm
(Cue the music) "Ounce ... she had a secret love ..." And had she kept that secret, I wouldn't be pricing strap-ons online right about now. *sigh*
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:18 pm
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 5, 2010, 9:20 am
Secretariat is a tough act to follow, when you're hung like a hamster 5L


THE MISFORTUNE COOKIE -


TAGS: the best part of chinese food poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 10:40 am
"That wasn't chicken."
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:22 pm

I thought that DIY vasectomy was foolproof


LIFESAVERS - Can do the one thing men can't, Come in five different flavors


TAGS: an old joke is the best one
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:09 pm
Asians are sweet...prove me wrong( everyone tells me that)
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
I beg to differ, there's anglo, asian, hispanic, slavic, germanic....5L


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


A SIMPLE QUESTION -


TAGS: best not to know
Rating: 4.45/5

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ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
Just ask Bing.
440wakeup - August 17, 2010, 6:53 pm
old dice clay joke, she wasn't anygood but I was marveklouse
rerun - August 17, 2010, 6:38 pm

never heard that song, but I like it
thatonechick - August 17, 2010, 6:34 pm
Practice makes perfect, I guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzljY-56xqg
rerun - August 17, 2010, 6:32 pm

Thanks for the shout out airman, I taught her well.


RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave




NSFW -


TAGS: tribute and not crisp sorry best i could get
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:37 am
=/ *hey gray , is it ok to buy cubby a pint , or is it too soon ??*
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:46 pm
5 sad bears.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 Mighty Caseys


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: mooooooo roast late best in breed
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by pieman

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
Oh yeah. 5 O's
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
That there is a goodun'.
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
That there is a goodun'.


PAUL - What is a good reason for pounding meat? Loneliness


TAGS: the best hollywood squares
Rating: 4.15/5

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suenero - September 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde.Period!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde on this game!!!!!! He was great!


LINGERIE -




THE MINOTAUR - Proof that bestiality has it's downsides.


TAGS: minotaur bestiality july
Rating: 4.13/5

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Cubbybear - July 14, 2010, 9:01 pm
Moooooo! 5/5


THE QUEEN OF HEARTS -




LANA WOOD -


TAGS: bond girl best hawt cubby
Rating: 4/5

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hootizz - June 29, 2010, 7:52 am
Gravity Defying Chesticles..!! wow.., impressive...


MOTHS -




MERMAIDS - Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...


TAGS: i am doing my best to avoid the obligatory smells like fish joke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:42 pm
XD 5 Poodles
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:53 pm
i sense a necrophila joke coming up
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
Well, she did hear him say he wanted to "eat her out." What did she expect?
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 11:10 am
He made the logical choice...it wouldn't have ended well if he tried the other thing. 5/5


HOOD ORNAMENTS - Various car manufacturers had for years tried in vain to replicate the Rolls Royce 'Spirit of Ecstasy'... the upside, Rosie really enjoyed her job...




GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.




BEST LOVERS -


TAGS: best lovers tongue
Rating: 3.68/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:15 am
They like to be called "master munchkin" and "mistress mini" according to what you say on the site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 9:07 am
They like to be called "Little People"
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:56 am
The best part? you probably mean those pictures of you with those midgets.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 8:54 am
Trash is just worried that you'll crash the site before he gets to the best part.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:39 am
Don't go guys! its a tranny porn site!


A LITTLE ADVICE: - Eat Mor Chikin


TAGS: your best advice assignment
Rating: 3.67/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
Speaking of royalties, please don't be mad at me for stealing your tagline Moooooooo.


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